Ah, finally, the day for which I tolerate 364 other days out of the year hath finally arrived: Snatch Game on RuPaul's Drag Race. If you only watch one episode of RPDR -- A. you're a monster -- but B. this should be it. This is where we separate the ladyboys from the ladymen.
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Don't _____ It Up
Some of the queens' choices were inspired, while others neglected to heed Biana Del Rio's sage advice.
Max certainly looked the part of Sharon Needles -- if not better -- but couldn't deliver on her horror humor
Jaidynn Symone was one-note -- one long, flat note
Katya struck gold, then invested it, as Suze Orman
Violet discovered Alyssa's Secret
Pearl must've put a hit out on Snatch Game cuz she killed it as Big Ang
While Miss Fame's Donatella was dead on arrival -- which is how Donatella ususally rolls through anyway, but as we've established, Fame's not the sharpest schtick in the drawer.
Kennedy surprised everyone with her Little Richard impersonation
But she faced stiff competition from Ginger Minj as Adele
In the end, even Ru couldn't choose between the two
And called it a Tie (Wong Foo)
So both Ginger and Kennedy sashayed away with Mother Plucker feather accoutrements -- those lucky gals
How Neon Green Was My Valley of the Dolls?
Much like me, guest judge Michael Urie was gagging to death
The Tamar Braxton Snatchfest GIF Wall
Sorryboutit, queens, but guest judge Tamar Braxton won all the tens in this episode. Miss Tamar came in her Gaultier capelet ready to work.
She even had a special Snatch Game lacefront
At panel, she was offering up all the wisdom
Giving more support than Playtex
Generally getting her life
Asking the important questions
Just making up words and stuff...
What else is there to say?
Life-Saving Lip Sync Moment
The judges were giving a better show than the bottom two -- Max and Jaidynn.
Though sadly -- and in a decision I openly do not agree with -- Max had to sashay away, but not before pulling out a little Ethel Merman for your nerves.
Farwell, Max. I'll miss your workroom looks most of all. While everyone opts for a flip flop and a board short, here she is giving me Memoirs of a Gay-sha.
The BIG RuVeal
Of course, there could only have been one tie this episode because...
Ru will it be?
Les Fabian Brathwaite -- it's Trixie.