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Reading Drag Race: A Spoof in the House of "Everybody Say Love!"

spoof there it is

balls

Understatement of the Season:

max violet bitch

Oh, Max, so young, so innocent, so pulling punches. Aim for the tuck, girlfriend!

 

Very Special Moment:

sahara

Kennedy Davenport remembering her fallen sister, Sahara

 

Songs in the Key of Spoof:

music comedy

The queens had to combine music and comedy to spoof songs by Mother Ru herself. 

tan with me

Trixie, Pearl, Miss Fame and Katya turned it to "Tan with Me"

clock

Jaydin, Max and Violet channeled the second best RuPaul song of all time, "Sissy that Walk", with "Get Ready to Clock"

paid

Kennedy, Ginger, Kasha and Kandy made it rain with "I Got Paid" 

drag u shade

Though they ruffled Ru's feathers with this not-inaccurate bit of shade

rumused

Ru was not ru-mused

 

Unintentionally Shadiest Moment:

katya lucien

Ru's producer Lucien Piane had some notes for the queens. 

notes

Notes that they couldn't hit, but notes nonetheless.

lucien

Meanwhile, I just want to throw that Piane in a weekend bag and take him on holiday.

 

This Week's Bea Arthur Moment(s):

bea 1

Mrs. Kasha Davis found her inner divine Miss Bea

2 bea, or not 2 bea

While judge Ross Mathews remembered his inner Queen Arthur

pearl palazzo pant

Though Pearl was considered the weakest link on her team, she did Bea proud with this palazzo pant. There's nothing that golden girl loved more than a skirt illusion.

 

The RuVeal:

ruveal

RuPaul and the amazing technicolor dreamdress.

 

The Runway:

pearl jones

Pearl serving Kiss of the Spider Woman starring White Grace Jones

fame

Miss Fame finally living up to that fashion queen crown

max glenn close

Max on her way to a liason dangereux

katya jolie

Jolie that leg, Katya

violet tuck

Violet's tuck deserves its own Technology & Engineering Emmy

violet ass

Guest judge Jessica Alba approves

kasha

A lesson in subtlety from Mrs. Kasha Davis

 

Rock Me on this Dais:

visage

Michelle Visage for the win

ball

Why y'all gagging, though?

standout

Occasional actress Jessica Alba offering advice on standing out...wait, that can't be right.

alba

She's so pretty, though, who really cares?

 

And the Winner Is...

mockery

In the end, Ru took the Drag U shade in stride

lax laguardia kennedy

And Kennedy roared back from the bottom two last week to win this week's challenge. Though this season is full of young gurls, the older queens are showing them how to respect their elders.

 

Clutch the Pearl:

stoner

Michelle finally asked the question I've been wondering all season

chill

Though Trixie explained the reason for Pearl's apparent lack of enthusiasm. So, to answer your question, Michelle: yes. Yes she is.

 

Life-Saving Lip Synch Moment:

pearl face

Trixie is cute and giving it her all and blah blah whatever, but Pearl finally woke up to serve a face buffet. 

pearl victory

Everyone grab a spoon and dig the fuck in.

pearl tears

And we finally get to see some emotion from this rare and precious stone as she sent Trixie home.

 

Parting Words:

parting

Where were they, Trixie?

Les Fabian Brathwaite, living spoof.

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