Andy Cohen stopped by
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
last night where Colbert brought up some treasures from the reality show producer's past.
During his pubescent years, Cohen sent a number of letters home to mom and dad from Camp Nebagamon located in Wisconsin. Although at the time, the letters appeared to be sent in the strictest confidentiality, Cohen read them for all in a dramatic interpretation of his adolescence.
"When you're hot, you're hot. When you're not, you're not. When you're on the pot, you give it everything you've got," Cohen read.
Whether he's flunking the canoeing test, obsessing over the royal wedding, or convincing his parents to see
, Cohen was a passionate child. God forbid his parents read these letters to anyone else. Keep your mouth shut, Mrs. Cohen.
For more of little Andy's letters, read
The Andy Cohen Diaries
and watch the clip below: