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People Are Comparing "Weird Things" Lost Up Their Butts

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From the Great Pyramid of Giza to the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the seven wonders of the world have fascinated us for centuries. 

And we’ve just found the eighth: people who lose things up their booty holes. Yes, so deep up their asses they couldn’t retrieve them. And apparently, this has happened to enough people that the hashtag #WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss trended in the United States on Twitter this weekend.

While some just came up with funny ideas, others recounted true stories in the thread. From a “whole bag of jelly beans” to a Buzz Lightyear action figure, the list was humorous. Here, we go through just a few of the wackiest things people have had retrieved from their rectum — for the record, in this house, genitalia and fists are not weird. 

1.    A cell phone… set on vibrate? 

2.    To infinity and beyond I guess

3.    A Bottle of Soda 

4.    Weird place to lose your keys 

5.    Sounds like a bad idea

 

6.    A candy cane 

 

7.    A cucumber

 

 

8.    A surgical instrument 

 

9.    A cassette tape 

 

10.    And to top it all off… a gun

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