From the Great Pyramid of Giza to the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the seven wonders of the world have fascinated us for centuries.
And we’ve just found the eighth: people who lose things up their booty holes. Yes, so deep up their asses they couldn’t retrieve them. And apparently, this has happened to enough people that the hashtag #WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss trended in the United States on Twitter this weekend.
While some just came up with funny ideas, others recounted true stories in the thread. From a “whole bag of jelly beans” to a Buzz Lightyear action figure, the list was humorous. Here, we go through just a few of the wackiest things people have had retrieved from their rectum — for the record, in this house, genitalia and fists are not weird.
1. A cell phone… set on vibrate?
2. To infinity and beyond I guess
3. A Bottle of Soda
4. Weird place to lose your keys
5. Sounds like a bad idea
6. A candy cane
7. A cucumber
8. A surgical instrument
9. A cassette tape
10. And to top it all off… a gun