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People Are Comparing "Weird Things" Lost Up Their Butts
Oh, the things you can find on Twitter. And yes, that's a Buzz Lightyear toy.
August 25 2019 11:37 AM EST
August 25 2019 11:53 AM EST
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Oh, the things you can find on Twitter. And yes, that's a Buzz Lightyear toy.
From the Great Pyramid of Giza to the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the seven wonders of the world have fascinated us for centuries.
And we've just found the eighth: people who lose things up their booty holes. Yes, so deep up their asses they couldn't retrieve them. And apparently, this has happened to enough people that the hashtag #WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss trended in the United States on Twitter this weekend.
While some just came up with funny ideas, others recounted true stories in the thread. From a "whole bag of jelly beans" to a Buzz Lightyear action figure, the list was humorous. Here, we go through just a few of the wackiest things people have had retrieved from their rectum -- for the record, in this house, genitalia and fists are not weird.
1. A cell phone... set on vibrate?
\u201c#WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss\n\nA cellphone (set on vibrate?)\u201d— TheMattSnyder (@TheMattSnyder) 1566713056
2. To infinity and beyond I guess
None— Playa Rabbit \ud83d\udc07 I Am Rebel in Feb 2023 (@Playa Rabbit \ud83d\udc07 I Am Rebel in Feb 2023) 1566769443
3. A Bottle of Soda
\u201c#WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss\n\nA bottle of soda pop.\u201d— TheMattSnyder (@TheMattSnyder) 1566712925
4. Weird place to lose your keys
5. Sounds like a bad idea
\u201c#WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss\nHEY!!! It seemed like a good idea at the time.\u201d— Omega Star (@Omega Star) 1566750959
6. A candy cane
\u201c#WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss\nIt's not that weird to love the holidays this much.....\nIs it?\u201d— Omega Star (@Omega Star) 1566750886
7. A cucumber
\u201cCucumber #WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss\u201d— Aeioooo (@Aeioooo) 1566747852
8. A surgical instrument
\u201c#WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss\n\nSurgical instruments.\u201d— TheMattSnyder (@TheMattSnyder) 1566712866
9. A cassette tape
10. And to top it all off... a gun
\u201c#WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss just gonna leave this here\u201d— Quinn. (@Quinn.) 1566747286
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