From the Great Pyramid of Giza to the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the seven wonders of the world have fascinated us for centuries.
And we've just found the eighth: people who lose things up their booty holes. Yes, so deep up their asses they couldn't retrieve them. And apparently, this has happened to enough people that the hashtag #WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss trended in the United States on Twitter this weekend.
While some just came up with funny ideas, others recounted true stories in the thread. From a "whole bag of jelly beans" to a Buzz Lightyear action figure, the list was humorous. Here, we go through just a few of the wackiest things people have had retrieved from their rectum -- for the record, in this house, genitalia and fists are not weird.
1. A cell phone... set on vibrate?
\u201c#WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss\n\nA cellphone (set on vibrate?)\u201d— TheMattSnyder (@TheMattSnyder) 1566713056
2. To infinity and beyond I guess
None— Playa Rabbit \ud83d\udc07 I Am Rebel in Feb 2023 (@Playa Rabbit \ud83d\udc07 I Am Rebel in Feb 2023) 1566769443
3. A Bottle of Soda
\u201c#WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss\n\nA bottle of soda pop.\u201d— TheMattSnyder (@TheMattSnyder) 1566712925
4. Weird place to lose your keys
5. Sounds like a bad idea
\u201c#WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss\nHEY!!! It seemed like a good idea at the time.\u201d— Omega Star (@Omega Star) 1566750959
6. A candy cane
\u201c#WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss\nIt's not that weird to love the holidays this much.....\nIs it?\u201d— Omega Star (@Omega Star) 1566750886
7. A cucumber
\u201cCucumber #WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss\u201d— Aeioooo (@Aeioooo) 1566747852
8. A surgical instrument
\u201c#WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss\n\nSurgical instruments.\u201d— TheMattSnyder (@TheMattSnyder) 1566712866
9. A cassette tape
10. And to top it all off... a gun
\u201c#WeirdThingsToPutUpYourAss just gonna leave this here\u201d— Quinn. (@Quinn.) 1566747286
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