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Chris Evans Loves To Talk To His Mom About Sex

And you know what, we would talk to his mom about sex, too
April 12 2012 1:40 PM EST
February 05 2015 9:27 PM EST
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Chris Evans might be a total heartthrob who just happens to have a roommate slash personal trainer slash assistant who tags along with him on movie sets, but according to a new profile in Details, the Boston-based babe is, despite our hopes, hopelessly heterosexual. And the person who does the most work to confirm that fact is his mom!
In the story, which makes us even more excited for the stud-filled upcoming film The Avengers, Evans reveals that his mom was the first person to know when he lost his virginity.
"The first time I had sex," he said, "I raced home and was like, 'Mom, I just had sex! Where's the clit?'"
And however charming that revelation may be, it sort of makes sense considering the back and forth between Evans and his mother about the type of girls he brings around.
"You always tell me when you think a girl is attractive. You'll call me up so excited. Is that okay to say," his mom offers. "And can I say all the girls you've brought to the house have been very sweet and wonderful? Of course, those are the ones that make it to the house. It's been a long time, hasn't it?"
After Evans admits it's been about six years since he brought a girl around, mom counters that the lady in question was actually quite a catch.
"She got drunk and puked at Auntie Pam's house! And she puked on the way home and she puked at our place," the adorable movie-star son shoots back.
"And that's when I fell in love with her," mom said. "Because she was real."
And now we want to talk to Chris Evans' mom about losing our virginity, too.
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