Quickies: Friday, April 1 2011

> Watch your backs: Betty White to star in a new NBC reality series called Betty White's Off Their Rockers about seven senior citizens who play pranks on younger people.

> Awoooooooo! MTV's new Teen Wolf series will feature an out gay character.

> In bizarre-o casting news: Brooke Shields will replace Bebe Neuwirth in The Addams Family on Broadway beginning on June 28.

> The lovely Adele is so in demand that she's moved her Toronto show from a 2,500-seat venue to a 20,000-seat venue. And -- tickets top off at $59, which when you consider how ridiculous some other people's ticket prices are, is a steal.

> Mega producers The Weinsteins want to bring a slew of movies to Broadway. First up: Finding Neverland with Chocolat, Cinema ParadisoandCrouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon to possibly follow.

> Will Britney be the latest star to settle down in Las Vegas? Rumor has it she's being offered a $100m residency.