4. Kyle and Fish had sex on One Life to Live! I'm not sure how this is a resolution but I think it has to do with pop-cultural honesty and actually watching the shows you say you do. I'm now a real person who really watches Mad Men so I think I should start watching the YouTube clips of OLTL as well. Won't I feel better now if I ever bump into Scott Evans?
5. I think we should all use the break from Glee not to lethargically play the soundtrack on repeat but to do something productive with our time until it's return in April: jog; write a screenplay; learn the fine art of pastry chef-ing; stop making up words. Wouldn't it be fun if when the show returned, dopey little Jonathan Groff in tow, we had transformed into summertime-in-the-winter butterflies, all svelte and tan? Wouldn't it be like that one excellent first day of 10th grade? You know, if you were popular. Let's reclaim a little rom-com pluck and through a 4 month montage, as if played by Amy Adams or Ilsa Fisher (who plays me in my head), let's do something every day to make us a little better until the show's return. Lea Michelle will have nothing on us. But Dianna Agron always will.
-- ALEX WILBURN
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