Quickies: Madonna for Vuitton? Bruno does gay porn and more

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Is Madonna the next face of Louis Vuitton? A bold rumor, considering how underwhelming that face was in her 2005 Versace campaign. [Style.com]

Just Gaston -- ya know, Miley Cyrus' BF? -- just landed the Just Cavalli underwear campaign. And we can't wait, to see him again. [Just Jared]

Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno continues his rampage, this time in the gay porn industry. He auditioned two big name stars, Tony Capucci and Tyler Saint, to help him orchestrate an orgy that Bruno watches and the results are said to be hi-larious. [Towleroad]

Every man needs a perfect white button down. Thanks to Thomas Pink and their new white shirt bar in the Madison Avenue store, yours will fit just right. [Material Interest]

We're broke, you're broke, everyone is broke -- so get some shoes that will last. Canvas is durable and timelessly fashionable. [The Upgrader]

-- SETH PLATTNER