Well, I’m pregnant.
I’m not sure who the father is, but I’ve narrowed it down to three possible culprits. The father is either this new music video where Christine and the Queens performs “Girlfriend” live, this other new music video where Christine and the Queens performs “Doesn’t matter” live, or this other other new music video where Christine and the Queens performs “5 dollars” live.
The videos features Christine, of course, a.k.a., Hélöise Letissier, the French singer, songwriter, producer, choreographer, and all around multi-hyphenate whose onstage persona and general je ne sais genderqueerness The New York Times once likened to a “bulldozer” tearing down the construct of gender. In it, she’s dancing around a cleared out recording studio at Capitol Studios in Hollywood, Calif., looking very sensual and very hot. She’s flanked by about half a dozen backup dancers, who are also very sensual and hot.
The songs — all from her 2018 sophomore album, Chris — sound a little bit New Wave and a little bit ‘90s R&B, or maybe they just look like ‘90s R&B videos with the choreo and open white button-ups and all? Either way, I’m pregnant. Congratulations to me!
Watch the new videos below.