Remember how incredibly gay Themyscira, the island home of Wonder Woman untouched by men, seemed in the blockbuster action film this year? Close-quarters combat training, a nurturing sisterhood of a population and again, the absence of men, made it seem like true paradise.
Unfortunately on this week’s episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by Wonder Woman herself, Gal Gadot, Megan and Dre, a pair of shipwrecked lesbians, found out that the soft touches and grappling found on the island are only platonic gestures. “It’s like we’re in a porn,” said Megan (Aidy Bryant), “but the plumber is just genuinely there to fix the pipes.”
Even after Diana (Gal Gadot) generously offers to experiment with Dre (Kate McKinnon) by making out with her, the two agree that there’s just no feeling and that it’s time for them to go. Next stop, Lesbos. Watch, below.