I Cannot Deny It: I Am NOT Gay

The None of Your Beeswax Denial Queen Latifah: No comment on that at all. Im done commenting on all that. Its ridiculous, I know me and thats all I need to know. Michelle Rodriguez: If I wanted people to know what I do with my vagina, I would have released a sex video a long time ago. Ryan Seacrest: Stay out of my closet! Simon Cowell: Come out! The But I Really Love The Ladies Denial Shemar Moore: People find it interesting to try to make me gay; Im not gay. I went on vacation with two girlfriends of mine who, interestingly enough, got cut out of the pictures. We found a nude beach, as far as I know, was a unisex beach. We took off our clothes and jumped in the water. Ne-Yo: All youve got to do is ask, and Ill tell you: I love women. Sanjaya Malakar: I got teased in school because people figured I must be gay because I understand women. I think thats why guys didnt like mebecause I got along with girls so well. When I went up to girls, they would give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek like I was their gay friend. But I was the straight guy that understood them. The Im So Misunderstood Denial Victor Willis (via publicist Alice Wolf): Victor Willis wrote about the YMCA and having fun there, but the type of fun he was talking about was straight fun. When he says, Hang out with all the boys, hes talking about the boys, the fellas. But its one of those ambiguous songs that was taken that way because of the gay association with Village People. Michael Urie: Its not black-and-white; Im still young, still figuring my life out. I love the mystery. Im not going to lie, but Im not going to talk about it. Ian Thorpe: Some people think its an insult to say, Oh I think hes gay, but I dont take it that way. Im not gay. Im lucky that within myself I dont care enough to get worried or upset over it. The I Need a New Publicist Denial Larry Craig: Ive been in this business 27 years in the public eye here. I dont go around anywhere hitting on men, and by God, if I did, I wouldnt do it in Boise, Idaho! Jiminy! Kenny Chesney: Its not true. Period. Maybe I should have come out and said no, Im not, but I didnt want to draw any more attention to it. Wentworth Miller: If someone wants to imagine me with a woman or a man or one of each, thats cool with me as long as you keep watching the show. The Couldnt Have Written It Better Ourselves Denial Russell Simmons: Listen, Im not gay. If I was, I would have the gift of another burden, and I would probably be instantly out. I fight for gay rights all the time. How about that? Ricky Martin [on Christian Chvezs coming-out]: Life is too short to live closed up, guarding what you say. [He] has to be free in many aspects. I wish him much strength. Get your recommended regular helping of denials at Popnography.