10. No wire hangers! Ever!
9. Everythings always, Judy Garland this, and Barbra Streisand that.
8. You cant get halfway down the hall without being accosted for a mid-morning make-over.
7. No carbohydrates! Ever!
6. Coffee machine in the breakroom only makes half-caf skinny latts.
5. The steamroom is always crowded and really handsy.
4. The hair-pulling and eye-scratching over the last SnackWells sugar-free cookie.
3. The excessively long mourning period after the Sex and the City series finale.
2. What if your name really is Mary?
1. Casual drag Fridays
