Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in an Office with Many Gay Men

10. No wire hangers! Ever! 9. Everythings always, Judy Garland this, and Barbra Streisand that. 8. You cant get halfway down the hall without being accosted for a mid-morning make-over. 7. No carbohydrates! Ever! 6. Coffee machine in the breakroom only makes half-caf skinny latts. 5. The steamroom is always crowded and really handsy. 4. The hair-pulling and eye-scratching over the last SnackWells sugar-free cookie. 3. The excessively long mourning period after the Sex and the City series finale. 2. What if your name really is Mary? 1. Casual drag Fridays