New Year's Eve, 2084?

Nightlife impresarios Ladyfag and Seva Granik of Club Shade, and co-hosted by former Out photo editor Jason Rodgers, extend blessing of the Shade State, and will celebrate the unity of minds, the unity of thought in the new year--of 2085.

The roving and renowned Club Shade will be throwing a New Year's Eve party at an as-yet undisclosed location in Brooklyn (no one knows the locations of Shade parties until day of--not even staff), and the futuristic, industrial bash will feature Canadian electronica musician Egyptrixx, and house and dance DJs Nita Aviance, Michael Magnan, Morgan Louis, and others. The party is 21+ only, RSVP to ClubShade.com for location, and purchase tickets at Shade2084.EventBrite.com.

Big Brother is not watching--which is fortunate because if Ladyfag's Halloween 2014 is any indication, the music is going to be bonkers.