Exclusive: Watch Potpourri of Pearls' Hair Metal Porno Music Video

In what is one of the strangest videos we have seen in awhile, Potpourri of Pearls gives Out the exclusive premiere of a homemade-looking kink tape for their new single, "Nico." The video, which features "found footage," reminds us of "Pieces of Gold" by The Aikiu, which featured legit vintage porn (spliced with contemporary footage of the band).

Meanwhile, the song (from their forthcoming album, We Went To Heaven, out Feb. 11) sounds like it belongs on the Sixteen Candles soundtrack. The track recalls the synthpop world of The Thompson Twins--and we can't stop listening to it.

Check out POP's new video below, which we promise is SFW (minus a few bare butts played as drums):

So did you catch all of that?! Yes, there was some guy gnawing on a tennis shoe. (How is that for a shoe shine?)

A hair metal homo drumming on some butts.

Lip licking.

And a "nasty" gaming platform.

If you want more insanity, we suggest you visit the band's YouTube channel, which has videos for every song from their debut album. Take that, Beyonce!