Kate Moss Is Off the Market

Rumor has it that supermodel supreme Kate Mossmarried her boyfriend musician Jamie Hince in a secret ceremony this summer. Reports are that Kate wore a see-through white dress at the ceremony which was held at small chapel in Sicily. Isn't that against God's law or something? First of all, everyone knows that Kate has no right wearing white to her own wedding. If anything she should wear red or black. Secondly, it seems a bit declasse to go showing off the goods to everyone as you're promising to be faithful forever to your boo, but, let's face it, we've all seen it a million times before.

Anyways, her lil' tot Lila was a flower girl and yadda yadda yadda. Wedding are so rarely interesting. I'm more interested in this picture to the right. This is a vision of true glamour. These two walking down the street, fresh from a two-for-one underwear sale at Selfridges, chain-smoking their little hearts out. That's some real romance and class, if you ask us -- but you didn't.

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