> Next year's Joan Jett biopic will deliver a makeout scene starring Kristen Stewart (above), who's famous for some vampire movie, and precious Dr. Seuss character Dakota Fanning.
> Boy George survived prison, but can he survive a stint on Celebrity Big Brother? Only time -- and the next season of the British reality show -- will tell.
> BTW, are you following Neil Patrick Harris (ActuallyNPH) on Twitter yet? Because he's actually the cutest.
> John Richardson's reappraisal of British artist Francis Bacon's work, recently retrospected at the Met -- "Bacon's art went rapidly downhill when sado-masochism ceased to be a part of his life," -- raises a flutter in the British press about whether American's "get" Bacon.
> Speaking of which, are you procrastinating on sending your holiday newsletter because you can't bring yourself to lick an envelope that doesn't taste like bacon? No more excuses.
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