Quickies: Trying Too Hard Edition

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Sometimes the "news" of the day forces us to ask big questions. Like, WHY?!?!?!?!?!

> Naked Chef Jamie Oliver spawned a naked infant named Petal Blossom Rainbow.

> There is a new standard in bad idea jeans (above).

> Anything worth doing is apparently worth snorting up your nose. Like chocolate!

-- JESSANNE COLLINS

Previously >Special of the Day