Beth Ditto Gets Dolled Up

4.24.2009

By Jessanne Collins

Photo via Vogue.com

On the list of "Things About the Future" you could have told me ten years ago that I would have never ever believed, "Beth Ditto Action Figure" ranks fairly high. But it's happening, just like pocket-computers and glow-in-the-dark puppies. The Out cover girl has been immortalized to promote her upcoming fashion line for the UK plus-size clothing chain Evans. What's not surprising is that her plastic likeness has been a little, er, streamlined (I'd kill for those unattainable thighs!). Still, this limited-edition creation is far fiercer than the Bratz. The only question is, if Beth and My Little Alien had a fight, who would win?

--JESSANNE COLLINS

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