1. You see a magazine cover story about Brad and Jennifers marital woesand you actually care.
2. You watch Rodgers and Hammersteins Cinderella and sing every chorus of In My Own Little Corner with Julie Andrewsand reduce yourself to tears.
3. You start to drool when you see a Caribbean beach travel posterand there arent even any men in it.
4. You spend hours at travel Web sites looking at flight schedulesand youre not even going anywhere.
5. You can feel your frequent flyer miles burning a hole in your pocket.
6. Everyone at works says it looks like you mustve been out clubbing again late last nightand you haven't been in ages.
7. Your boss says you have to take some time off or youll be violating company policy.