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Who Stole Lupita's Dress?

Lupita Dress Stolen

The question on everyone's lips: Who stole Lupita Nyong'o's Oscar dress?

Made with 6,000 pearls and valued at $150,000, Calvin Klein's custom creation for the actress was taken from her room at the London Hotel West Hollywood on Wednesday, and returned two days later. Who on Earth could have possibly done that?

Here, our list of suspects:

1. Lady Gaga
Because she wanted to clean it.

Lady Gaga

2. Wilma Flintstone
Because she wanted to upgrade from rocks. Go big or go home!

Wilma

3. The Queen
Because everyone needs new jewelry.

Queen Elizabeth

4. Mr Freeze

Mr Freeze Batman

5. Gus Gus from Cinderella

GusGus

6. The ghost of Anne Boleyn

Ann Boleyn

6. Anne Hathaway
Because Chanel didn't let her keep that necklace from Devil Wears Prada.

Anne Hatwaway

7. Jabberjaw and his band

Jabberjaw

8. Iris Apfel
Because there's no such thing as enough.

Iris Apfel

9. Karen Walker

KarenWalker

10. Pearl from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7
Bitch!

Pearl RuPaul

11. The Walrus from Alice in Wonderland
Because he's evil.

Walrus Alice Wonderland

12. Men On Film

13. John Travolta
Because he clearly needs a new necklace.

Prince Manvendra

14. Prince Manvendra Singh Gohil
Don't act so innocent!

Prince Manvendra

Who do you think stole Lupita's dress? Send your ideas!

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