WATCH: 100 RuPaul's Drag Race Queens in 100 Seconds

Do you hear that? It's the sound of a nation--nay, the world--preparing to gag. That's right, hunties, RuPaul's Drag Race premieres tonight with its landmark 100th episode. If you didn't spend your weekend bingewatching the Drag Race marathon--thanks, House of Cards--here's a bit of what you missed: every queen's entrance ever in just 100 seconds.

Some of these are just plain epic, though Raja's--in a casual day look, mind you--might be my all-time favorite.

Of course, Latrice stomping in and yelling "EAT IT!" is the Webster's definition of "life."

Though I do take umbrage with anyone pulling out a deathdrop within the first seconds of knowing them.

Where's the build up? Where's the drama? And speaking of drama, can we also talk about these top 50 runway LQQKS:

These season eight girls have a lot to live up to and some pretty big tucks to fill. See if they're up for the challenge when the 100th episode of RuPaul's Drag Race premieres tonight on Logo at 9pm ET/PT.