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10 People to Buy the Call Me By Your Name House With

10 People to Buy the Call Me By Your Name House With

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You don't want to live here with just anyone.

Maybe you've heard by now, maybe you haven't. Either way, take a seat and a deep breath: the house from Call Me By Your Name is for sale. The Italian villa has been listed on Home & Loftand is currently going EUR1.7 million, about $2.7 million dollars. Not bad for this gorgeous manor home built in 1500 and located in Lombardy, Italy, complete with its own terrace and 20,000 square meter private garden.

Now, naturally, you can't afford this, and even if you could, you're single, and so you have no one to share this spacious villa with. But fret not, young dove. We've decided to do some research and present to you the 10 people best suited for the task of going in with you on this solid investment. After all, this is the home where a film nominated for four Academy Awards was shot--you don't want to live here with just anyone.

Luckily, you don't have to worry, because we've picked out ten people we think would be great housemates for you as you embark on this incredible journey. And they are all rich, so they should be willing to step up and pay for at least 60%.


Sorry to be obvious, but Oprah deserves to live here. She's who you should contact first. She'll make great #SuperSoulSunday Instagram posts in the garden and she'll appreciate that you thought of her.

The Big Little Lies Cast

Again, sorry to be on the nose with this, but it really just makes sense to extend an offer to Reese, Nicole, Laura, and the rest of the gang in this situation. They might like it so much that they'll decide Meryl Streep's house should be filmed here for season 2.

Giada De Laurentiis

She's gorgeous, she's Italian, and she's a celebrity chef who clearly doesn't eat any of her food--so there's more for you!

Ina Garten

Since we're on the topic of celebrity chefs, it's only polite the Barefoot Contessa gets an offer. I mean, can you think of a better locale to walk around with bare feet?

Riz Ahmed

This is the perfect chance for you to get to know Riz a little better, and express your long-suppressed romantic feelings for him. If there's anywhere to put your heart on the line, it's a gorgeous Italian villa.

Some Italian Greyhound Puppies

Besides being the cutest type of dog in existence, these babies are Italian--it's only right they see their home country in life.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

No one deserves this more than OUR president. Please, for the love of god, give her this win. You two can talk about what could have been as you gaze out at the Italian countryside with a glass of red dangling from your limp grip.


After all she's been through, don't you think Okja could use a European getaway? Plus she doesn't speak, so you don't have to worry about her yammering too much as you try and soak in the serenity of the songbirds.

Ariana Grande

The more you think about it, the more you realize you need to do this with Ariana. If you're lucky, she'll sing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" as the pair of you gaze up at an Italian rainbow with glistening eyes.

Your Favorite Movie Theater Employee

They're the ones who first led you over the gates into the land of Call Me By Your Name anyway. Why not show them some love? The alternative is they spend their next year scooping popcorn and asking if people want butter. You owe them.

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