If you didn't already know about @EveryOutfitOnSATC, allow us to introduce you--it's the hilariously snarky Instagram account that breaks down each outfit to ever appear on Sex and the City. And today, the account has released a limited edition selection of Samantha Jones condoms and door hangers in honor of the day we fear most each year: Valentine's Day.
Don't you worry for a second that the door hanger doesn't read "Fuck Off, We're Fucking" on one side and "Come in, We're Fabulous" on the other:
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And the condoms? Well, it's hardly a worthwhile sexual experience if there isn't a fabulous illustration of Samantha Jones on your condom wrapper that says "It's dickalicious" when you peel it back:
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The condoms and door hanger are retailing for $25, here, while supplies last--we're confident they won't last long.