Should We #StopGayingAllTheThings?

After the Idina-Menzel-supported #GiveElsaAGirlfriend campaign, and the nascent #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend follow-up, Twitter was in a panic and started #StopGayingAllTheThings.

It all began when professional troll Stephen Crowder called for the trend this morning.

One can learn many things about the gay agenda from reading through the thread, for instance:

1. Being queer is so trendy!

#StopGayingAllTheThings because it is still okay to be straight. I think. Is it? Do I need to switch to something more trendy?

-- Winston Waymire (@winstonwaymire) May 24, 2016

2. Neither parents nor children can be gay.

3. They forgot we gave you "heteronormative" in the first place, which came from concepts of compulsory heterosexuality, to dismantle the idea that straightness was normal or natural. Also, gay penguins.

4. This guy won't watch your movie, he's too busy denying climate change.

5. Y'all, it's really hard to have a sexuality forced on you.

6. In the end, though, our agenda came back for the sraight agenda. Behold the backlash-backlash:

*Mic drop* we have nothing to add.