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Nicki Minaj’s Madame Tussauds Waxwork Is Why You’ll Never Sleep Again

Nicki Minaj


And this is the wax figure.

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Hope you don't miss dreaming, 'cause there isn't enough Ambien and Alize in the world that will put you down now.

Internationally renowned wax museum Madame Tussauds unleashed their Nicki Minaj statue onto a hitherto comparatively undisturbed world on Tuesday.

While Minaj seems tickled pink that this affront onto God, nature, and common decency twerked its way out of the Uncanny Valley, I am currently changing my underwear, because this thing made me wet myself.

"Had no idea they were really doing this," Minaj said on Instagram upon hearing the news. "They had the dancers ready and everything... so iconic. Thank u," she continued.

The statue is "Anaconda" Nicki and despite the dead eyes and demonic stare, is pretty spot on, especially around her asset.

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While this is no VMA, there may be some consolation in this because at someone is recognizing and lauding her "Anaconda" video.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to Home Depot to buy materials for Home Alone style traps, because I'm positive this thing is going to come for me--it'll come for us all--and I at least want a fighting chance.

The End Is Nigh!

[h/t NME]

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