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Conan Interviews Indiana’s ‘Religious Freedom Czar’

Conan O'Brien, Chris Parnell

‘I have highly refined gaydar—if I sense there’s a homosexual near by, may gaydar goes off and my penis instantly lengthens and hardens.’ 

Last night, Conan spoke with Don Beederman, Indiana's new Religious Freedom Czar--who looks a lot like Cyril Figgis and Dr. Leo Spaceman--about the state's new Religious Freedom Restoration Act.

Beederman has been researching us gays for a while now, having spent thousands of hours reading our literature (read: porn) and viewing our films* (again porn). He's infiltrated our ranks, winning third prize at L.A.'s Mr. Leather competition. He's learned about our various subcultures, from Twink to "Dairy Queens." He's really invested freedom.

*The box Chris Parnell is holding is for The Wolf of Wang Street. Somebody put this into production immediately. It's not a real thing yet, I checked.

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