WTF is Going On in Theresa May's Pride Video?

UK Prime Minister Theresa May may have had good intentions in releasing a video message to celebrate London Pride, which is happening across the pond this weekend, but the results are... well, awkward if we're being nice, obviously forced and robotic if we're being real, and "bitch wtf is wrong with you" if we're being shady.

It honestly seems as if May is the star of the next movie in the Taken series and is being forced to convey her message at gunpoint. We know British people are all "pip pip, cheerio" polite, but this is ridiculous, girl! Watch May's Pride message, below:

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