The savior of pop music is back with an anthem about self-love. In her new single, "Party For One" Carly Rae Jepsen extols the virtues of loving yourself and making love to yourself. yes ladies, not only is CRJ back but her return single is basically about masturbating. In the song's music video, Jepsen checks into a hotel full of kindred spirits: a woman crying over pizza, a girl giving herself terrible bangs, an older lady with a suitcase full of sex toys and edible lingerie. Thanks to a blackout at the hotel, all the guests come together in the lobby and their parties for one turn into, well, a party. Watch below and rejoice CRJ's new era.