1. I hope Woody Allen's near a hospital, because he needs to take a trip to the burn unit--hay oh! I'll be here all week; try the veal. His maybe, possibly, probably-not sonRonan Farrow, who's still totally not cool with the Soon Yi thing, went after his father via Twitter last night. Not on board with the whole giving Allen a lifetime achievement award at the Golden Globes last night, Ronan wrote, "Missed the Woody Allen tribute - did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall?" Mia wasn't any happier with the award tweeting, "A woman has publicly detailed Woody Allen's molestation of her at age 7. GoldenGlobe tribute showed contempt for her & all abuse survivors."
4. Us Weekly reports that Chloe Kardashian will be a guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race. I'm not even gonna throw shade at that, 'cause I feel that Chloe's the good one.
5. Cece McDonald, a transwoman who was sent to prison for stabbing the man who attacked her, has been released early from Men's prison. That is, according to Jezebel.
6. You know what I haven't seen for a minute--no literally a minute: 60 seconds? Jennifer Lopez trying to convince us she's still "Jenny From the Block." Watch the teaser--yeah music videos have teasers now--for her video for "Same Girl" and take into account that filming this video was probably the first time she's taken the subway since like '96.