Rihanna: Thailand’s Top Cop

Rihanna and her trusty sidekick, Twitter, have busted another wrongdoer in their ongoing quest to crack down on crime in Thailand. Vulture reports that Thai police have arrested the owner of a bar that was host to some less than seemly entertainment. Rihanna tweeted about that she saw "a Thai woman pull a live bird, 2 turtles, razors, short darts, and ping-pong, all out of her pu$$y" at the bar. This only a few weeks after Rihanna inadvertently tipped off Thai authorities about two poachers, who were later arrested, by tweeting a photo of her with an endangered slow lorris.

I'm not saying there's a TV show in this, but there's a TV show in this. Rihanna as a loose cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules working to clean up the streets of Bangkok. It'd be like Miami Vice meets Ong-Bak: Muay Thai Warrior. Somebody in television please make this happen.