WATCH: Now Gays Can Marry, Straight Guys Are Screwed

With the SCOTUS decision dismantling DOMA, we've made a huge step forward toward equality. Maybe it was a decision founded on sound arguments and nuanced readings of the law or maybe they caved to CollegeHumor's threat that we'd marry straight guys' girlfriends. So in response to the ruling, Scotch Tape Productions has this to say on behalf of straight men everywhere: Help a hetero out!

Watch the clip below: