Quickies: Tuesday, August 2 2011

> Cher says even if she were on her deathbed, she wouldn't vote for Michele Bachmann.

> Samantha Ronsonwas arrested for a DUI.

> Bad news: That full-frontal nude shot of Ryan Kwanten that's making the rounds on the Internet is a fake.

> Ellen Page is a closeted lesbian? This (very pissed off) journalist says it's true.

> Oh hell yeah! Boy Georgetweeted that Madonna is recording her new album with her old chum and previous collaborator William Orbit (who produced Ray of Light and several tracks on Music).

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