Quickies: Thursday, August 4 2011

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> Roseanne Barr says she'd like to be on Dancing With The Stars.

> The policymaking body of the American Psychological Association unanimously approved a resolution backing gay marriage. A spokesperson for the APA said, "Now as the country has really begun to have experience with gay marriage, our position is much clearer and more straightforward -- that marriage equity is the policy that the country should be moving toward."

> Bret Easton Ellis has written a script for a new indie film called Bait which is about a group of students "trapped in shark-infested waters by a lunatic."