An interesting blind item came through to us, courtesy of Gawker:
This famous celebrity designer was at a dinner party the other night on the East Coast with other rich and powerful and when a hair was found in his food, he threw the plate, dinner and all, at the waiter who ended up not pressing charges, but needing stitches.
Hm, who could this be? Many people come to mind, but we'll remain respectful and keep our naughty thoughts to ourselves. But you, dear readers, are welcome to suggest a culprit. PS -- can someone check all the local hospitals for reports of waiters getting stitches?