Quickies: Monday, April 4 2011

> In crazy career track news: First Vanilla Ice was a rapper, then he flipped houses, and now he's reportedly going to play a gay wedding planner in a new Adam Sandler film.

> James Franco said goodbye to Twitter? Or did he just go private?

> Matthew Morrison wants to bring Gwyneth Paltrow and Elton John on tour with him.

> Stephen Colbert (and The Roots, Jimmy Falon, Taylor Hicks, and the Knicks City Dancers) cover Rebecca Black's so-bad-it's-brilliant "Friday."

> Suffering from RLS (restless leg syndrome)? Try jerking off.

> Shangela may no longer be on RuPaul's Drag Race, but he's apparently already dried his tears and is moving on to bigger and better things: he's been cast to star alongside Don Johnson on A Mann's World, which, if the series -- also starring viral video phenom Chris Crocker, Mario Cantone, and Ellen Barkin -- is picked up, will debut on NBC this fall.

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