Quickies: Wednesday, February 23 2011

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> Sarah Palin (allegedly) has a fake Facebook account that she uses to comment on and praise her official Facebook account. Why are we not shocked?

> In other Facebook news, an Egyptian couple is naming their first born daughter "Facebook" as a tribute to the "social media service played in organizing the protests in Tahrir Square and beyond."

> A new report claims Faye Dunaway was taunted with wire coat hangers by disgruntled flight attendants.

> The man who crashed Paris Hilton's birthday party earlier this month and stole her birthday cake has documented the adventure, including where the purloined cake end up: at a homeless shelter in downtown L.A.

> A moviegoer in Latvia was shot and killed because he was chewing his popcorn too loudly at a showing of Black Swan.