First Look: Zanna's Gender Bending Ways on TLC's Toddlers and Tiaras

OK -- we know, we know, we know -- TLC's Toddlers and Tiaras is a train wreck. Week after week, we get a peek into the world of competitive pageantry and it's one badly behaved girl after another, each with a worse attitude than the one before her. And let's not even get started on the dysfunctional troupe of mothers clucking in the background while they tragically live vicariously through their hyper-tanned, excessively-plucked, and dangerously-glitzed daughters (and sometimes sons). And still -- we can't stop ourselves from watching.

Tonight's episode features Zanna (among others), a "feisty" little "diva" whose motto is "it's all about me" (God help us!). And apparently -- even at the tender age of six -- she's already picked up some excellent gender bending fashion cues from one of our favorite women ever (and a genuine legend) -- Marlene Dietrich:

Toddlers and Tiaras airs tonight on TLC at 10ET/PT. For more info, check out the show's official website.

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