Chatter: Perez Hilton on Eminem

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"Dear Em, for the record, not all gay men shove things up their ass. And, personally, the only thing Perez likes up his ass is the occasional tongue."

-- Gossip king Perez Hilton responding to lyrics in a newly released Eminem song "Oh No," which include "Perez Hilton's ass, shit, almost forgot that / He's always shoving something up his ass so why not that."