If She Could Turn Back Time

These days, Cher has been making the talk show rounds to promote Burlesque, and she's been proving that she's still got some bite in her. God love her. Some other dishy highlights include the savory quotes such as:

On wearing her famous 'Turn Back Time' outfit at the MTV Video Music Awards: "I thought 'You know I think I'll do myself at a decade' and that was the closest thing that I had. And then someone said "Would you like to take a picture with Justin Bieber?" and I went "Sure!" not knowing who he was and this little child turned up - and I thought 'Oh, I should cover up before I take picture with this baby.'"

And on meeting Lady Gaga in her infamous "meat dress" at the same event: "Well I thought she said 'Hold my mink purse' because you don't really think someone's going to say 'Here, hold my meat purse.' And then I was standing behind her and I started to look at her dress as she was giving her acceptance speech, and I thought 'Whoa.' Because I could also see her ass underneath the ribs, you know... But it was beautifully sewn together!"

On why she hasn't even seen her new filmBurlesque yet: "I've seen pieces of it. I usually don't see my films for a little while after they're done."