Blind Items: Female Troubles

We just caught this blind item posted in the oh-so-credible New York Post:

Which eccentric fashion designer carries tampons to be in touch with his feminine side while he designs women's clothes?

We're intrigued, to say the least. Hopefully, this is just the machinations of some incredibly bored and tirelessly imaginative hack who sits around all day dreaming up wild and wacky blind items (seriously, blind items seem so superfluous and silly, no?), but we also wouldn't put it past a few of the more loony boys out there to pull a stunt like this. Any ideas who this could be? Let us know in the comments below.