Morning Cheat Sheet: Betty vs. Scarlett, Gaga and the Muppets, Joan Collins is Fabulous

Scarlett Johansson was named GQ's Babe of the Year. To that we say, BETTY WHITE WAS ROBBED.

Joan Collins, inventor of all things fabulous, is bringing her autobiographical one-woman stage show to New York, daaaahling.

Talk about strange bedfellows. The Wall Street Journal seems to think that the fashion flock is obsessed with food. That doesn't necessarily mean they're eating it, right?

Diesel shooting an underwear ad in the library of Brooklyn Law School leads to threeNew York Post articles. Slow news day much?

These porcelain zombie figurines are both charming and creepy. Are zombies the new vampires?

Lady Gaga is to make her big screen debut in the forthcoming Muppet Movie!

Nerd alert! Apple is planning on making a major announcement tomorrow about its software iTunes.

Hey, Rihanna, maybe you should wear your expletive-free jewelry when posing with the kids.

Attack of the angry American Apparel worker!

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