Welcome to Mycokefest!

If this were a real mycokefest, Kate Moss would be in the front row in her party dress, jumping up and down and cheering while Pusha T laid on the beats. Instead, gym bunny L.L. Cool J frontlined the Coca-Cola-fueled celebroconcert.

Wait! We did find one reference to white powder in an L.L. tune, "Judge Talking":

Uzi's, nines, forty-fives and Macks
Cocaine on the brain, gold chains, and jacks

Cool James, you are a badass!

Want more gossip about famous people? Popnography has this handy guide to this weekend's celebrity sexuality denials, plus some new nicknames. ScarJo? NatPo?