Simon CowellThis is Janices obvious replacement. Its not like that American Idol gig will go anywhere.
Boy GeorgeThe girls could see firsthand how not to dress.
Anna Nicole SmithFace it, even the most mixed-up girl would look sane standing before Anna Nicole.
Judge JudyShe would cut through the crap, separating the class from the trash.
Chad Michael MurrayWe just want to look at him.
Kelly ClarksonBecause she can inspire the girls to dream that there really is a career after winning a reality show.
Kate MossAnd she can inspire the girls to truly be all they can bebecause it will only make them bigger, better, and more famous!