Dress the stoolie in cement orthopedic sandals (with socks) and drown him in apple martinis
Put the severed head of a Jack Russell Terrier in his bed
Put his adult Manhunt pics on your blog
Dress him head-to-toe in International Male and drop him off anywhere in Alabama
Cut the brakes on his Miata
Shove him in the trunk of your car, drive him to Jerry Falwells ironically named Liberty University, and enroll him in class
Tie him to a chair and play Dr. Lauras radio show on a loop at top volume
Get Michael Ovitz fired*
*Ovitz says this actually happened.
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