Gay Mafia�s Gangland Style Hits

Dress the stoolie in cement orthopedic sandals (with socks) and drown him in apple martinis Put the severed head of a Jack Russell Terrier in his bed Put his adult Manhunt pics on your blog Dress him head-to-toe in International Male and drop him off anywhere in Alabama Cut the brakes on his Miata Shove him in the trunk of your car, drive him to Jerry Falwells ironically named Liberty University, and enroll him in class Tie him to a chair and play Dr. Lauras radio show on a loop at top volume Get Michael Ovitz fired* *Ovitz says this actually happened.