No Evolution, Please. We're Kansans.

Here's a list of things we expect to be banned along with the study of the theory of evolution in public schools in the quaintly anachronistic Sunflower State: 1. Big Friends dinosaur-shaped chewable children's vitamins in the child-proof bottle 2. Transmetal 2: Predacon Dinobot toys 3. Singing "I Love You" Barney dolls 4. Captain Caveman 5. The Flintstones 6. All CDs by the Seattle band Primordial Soup 7. Evolution brand sportswear 8. The Finch Festival in Lebo, Kansas 9. The Darwin Awards 10. Snoopy (He's a Beagle after all!)