Gay of Thrones Returns with 'The Whores To Cum'

The fifth season of Game of Thrones is finally here, which means that comedian Jonathan Van Ness' salon chair will once again be packed with guests hungry for his recaps. Funny or Die's Gay of Thrones returned with former TRL host Dave Holmes, and it was everything we could have hoped for: fortune teller Amy Winehouse, Top Gun volleyball fantasies, Doctor Evil, Fred Willard, Elisabeth Shue, and Vin Diesel. Filled with "vague references, confusing plot analyses, and kind of spoilers," this hilarious gay parody will get you ready for the season of twists, deaths, and gay sex ahead, such as:

"Then, not so racially ambiguous Vin Diesel goes into get this topless TLC platonic love sesh from a prosty at a brothel, and then he got Gone Girl-ed by the Mardi Gras section of Party City."