Quickies: Monday, March 14 2011
By Noah Michelson
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> Jake Gyllenhaal gets in a fight with a man who was trying to take a picture of his junk while he was peeing at a public urinal.
> Pope John Paul II joins Facebook.
> Adam Lambert says his next album, due out later this year, will be "less campy" and less "high glam."
> Feeling like you need a little pick-me-up? New Zealand is selling stallion semen energy drinks.
> Jersey Shore's Angelina suggests The Situation is gay.