Morning Cheat Sheet: Nicholas Hoult Can Now Drink, Everyone Wants to See Natalie Portman Make Out With A Girl

Happy Birthday Out cover boy Nicholas Hoult!

Behold! The $2,500 dollar perfume bottle.

Well who would have guessed? Everyone wants to see Natalie Portman lez out.

Gym bunny David Barton and nightlife queen Susanne Bartsch have split!

"Ive' been making fun of Angelina Jolie since she made out with her brother." -Chelsea Handler, in response to criticism that she's called Jolie a homewrecker. Thisiswhyweloveher.

Authorities are now linking Gianni Versace's death to alleged debts to the mafia.