We Know What You're Up to, W.

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Does Stefano Tonchi think we were born yesterday? He's honestly going to throw a butt-ass naked Kim Kardashian on the cover of the ART issue of W? Pshaw. Maybe if it was the 'pretty but useless' issue, but don't go insulting people like Pablo Picasso (who's spinning in his grave) and Marcel Duchamp (he's giving some major eye-roll action) by calling her an artist. Well, you've gotta hand it to him, if there's one way to revive the dying print industry, it's gotta be by putting a curvaceous babe on the cover. I'm guessing that not a newsstand in town will be able to keep this bad boy on the shelves. This may be the first time that pre-pubescent boys ever buy a magazine with features about art inside. I guess it goes to show that even Conde, in all its infinite wisdom, know the way to sell rags is by putting hags up front.