A bearish bearded guy behind a desk waves his cigar at three hulking bodybuilders, who later retreat to a locker room to sweat buckets and exchange lustful glances. Reappearing on a construction site, the well-oiled bodybuilders wield power tools while the bearded man now flaunts a black gossamer wedding dress, a foot-high tiara, black latex gloves, and a satin train that billows in the wind as he belts out some chalgaBulgarian pop-folk set to hip-hop beats.
This is No kazvam ti stiga, our current obsession by Azis, an anomalous gay singer whose jaw-dropping videos have made him a YouTube phenomenon and a superstar in his native Bulgaria. Check out the utterly bizarre, camp-tastic video here. Meanwhile: Your move, Elton.